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| A guy calls Margaret Thatcher. "Can I speak to the prime minister please?" She tells him she is no longer prime minister and tells him to try another number. Half an hour later, Maggie's telephone rings once more. "Can I speak to the prime minister please?" "Look, I've told you once I'm not prime minister any longer now fuck off and leave me alone." Ten minutes later he calls again. "Is that the prime minister?" Maggie says, "I've told you repeatedly that I am NOT prime minister any longer, why are you doing this to me?" "I just enjoy hearing it," says the caller. |    |
Joke by shirtlifter, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged telephone , repeated calls , prime minister - Current Score: 170 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| How do you make your girlfriend scream while you are having sex? Telephone and tell her. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girlfriend , scream , telephone - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I've been on this exercise course for a while now. They make us do this hip flexibility thing where you 'spell' your telephone number out by moving your hips around. I didn't want to look like a retard so I did a '1' and stopped. The leader asked me what the hell I was doing. I said, "Speed dial." | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Exercise - Tagged speed , dial , exercise , telephone , number , flexibility - Current Score: 21 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
| A little lad comes home from school. "Dad, we have to learn what is agitated, irritated and frustrated." "Come here, son, I'll show you " He picks up the telephone and just randomly calls a number. "Hello, I've a message for John." The guy on the other end says, "sorry, mate, there is no John here." The father says, "you see, son? That guy was probably watching T.V., got disturbed for nothing and is now agitated. Now then, we'll do last number redial." Dad: "Hi there, can I just leave this message for John please?" Guy: "Look, mate, I've told you once already, there ain't no John here!" Dad: "This guy, son, is now irritated!" Last number redial once more. "Hi, mate, it's John here - are there any messages for me?" | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Children - Tagged dad , son , telephone - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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