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| Does anyone else switch on the telly in the middle of the night and wonder if deaf people ever sleep? |    |
Joke by billybobbob, in Jokes with no home > Television - Tagged deaf , television , sign language - Current Score: 177 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| I still cannot believe Dannii Minogue has the audacity to be a singing judge on national television. It's the equivalent of Stephen Hawking telling you, "You can't dance!" | |
Joke by RedNolan1984, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged minogue , dance , judge , television - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| The BBC have decided to air a television programme entitled: "Why Men Aren't Sexists." It's aimed at feminists and women in general who are frustrated with the way in which men see them in society. After careful planning, it has been scheduled to begin at 8:00pm. This allows women plenty of time to cook the dinner and wash up before the programme starts. | |
Joke by izzardfan, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged television , bbc , women , sexism , sexist , men - Current Score: 115 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| Why is posting a joke on Sickipedia like writing comedy scripts for Iranian State Television? You know that your best work is going to be edited by an obsessive twat with no sense of humour. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged extremist , joke , sickipedia , iranian , television - Current Score: 113 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| Have you noticed on television how fat, ugly creatures are used to advertise food. Paddington Bear does Marmite, The Honey Monster does Sugar Puffs and Kerry Katona does Iceland. | |
Joke by wolverine, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged paddington , television , kerry katona , marmite , honey - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| What has eight legs and a big black cunt? The A-Team. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Jokes with no home > TV - Tagged cunt , television , tv - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The World Trade Centers collapse has been voted television event of the decade. An Al Qaeda spokesperson said they were honored with the title and look forward to releasing a sequel | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , al qaeda , terrorist , television - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I was watching the Champions League final at home last night, and my wife was hoovering up - all of a sudden she accidentally knocked the television........and Didier Drogba fell over! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Drogba - Tagged didier drogba , television , hoover , champions league final - Current Score: 34 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| What's got 4 legs and goes "SSHHHHHHHHHHH"? Rod Hull's telly. | |
Joke by kevthekev, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged rod , hull , television , emu - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The BBC were saying today that Britain's great Olympic success, with coverage drawing record viewing figures, is wonderful for the health of the nation as more and more people are taking an interest in sport. So, yeah...fantastic. Instead of sitting on our arses watching Big Brother we now sit on our arses watching sailing. I'm feeling fitter already. | |
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat , britain , olympics , television , tv , bbc - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
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