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A man says to his wife, "you should tell me when you orgasm."

The wife replies, "but I don't like to disturb you when you're at work."
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Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged orgasm , work , tell  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

When the police arrest a deaf and dumb person, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged deaf , dumb , police , silent , arrest , tell  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 4 months ago

I was reading between the lines the other day

when somebody shouted at me "you fuckin' lunatic, the trains coming - pick up your paper and get the fuck off the track!"
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Joke by Wolfzfang, in Jokes with no home > Trains - Tagged it , was , as , if , he , was , trying , to , tell , me , somthing  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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