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| A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?" She says, "I'd take half and then leave you." "Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a tenner. Here's a fiver... now fuck off!" |    |
Joke by RobBWFC, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged lottery , winning , fiver , tenner - Current Score: 210 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I blew a tenner last night. He sings at our church. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged tenner , tenor , sing , church - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| What's six inches long, has a head on it, and will always make a woman smile? A ten pound note. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged smile , tenner - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| I don't have a problem with rising petrol prices. I only ever put a tenner's worth in anyway. | |
Joke by mickle, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged tenner , fuel , rising cost , viz - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
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