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| Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon. I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me. |    |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged venus , williams , dementieva , tennis , wimbledon - Current Score: 477 - Added: 5 months ago
| I saw two black dogs chasing a ball across some grass today as they barked as loudly as they could at each other. Apparently, that's tennis these days. | |
Joke by Stig, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged black , wimbledon , tennis , serena , venus , williams - Current Score: 243 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
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A bloke is watching TV, his wife is out at bingo. As he is settling down his son, who was watching TV up in his room, appears in the doorway. "Dad, what's love juice?" The dad chokes on his beer and thinks, "Well he is 12 now perhaps I should explain". "Well son" he says, "soon you will meet a girl who you fancy, you will become exited, your willy will get very hard." The dad gulps and carries on. "You will touch the girl all over and when you reach the top of her leg it will feel wet, this is her love juice coming out of her vagina, it means she is ready for sexual intercourse." The son looks curious and says, "Ok dad thanks." As he is leaving the room the dad says, "Hang on son, what are you watching up there to make you ask that?" The son replies "Just the Tennis." | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged kids , tv , sex , tennis , misunderstandings , father , son , talk , birds , bees - Current Score: 196 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| According to a TV commentator today, there is "Nothing more painful than going out of Wimbledon live on TV." That's an absurd exaggeration- what about a paper cut on the bell end? | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged bell end , cock , paper cut , penis , wimbledon , nob , winky , tennis , pain , painful - Current Score: 149 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| So Andy Murray has finally made a Grand Slam final. Everybody in Britain is proud of you Andy. Except Tim Henman who thinks you are a Cunt. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Andy Murray - Tagged henman , murray , tennis - Current Score: 145 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| What's the definition of 'Endless Love'? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. | |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , endless love , tennis , playing , stevie wonder , ray charles , game - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tennis , wall , mitch hedberg - Current Score: 116 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing. | |
Joke by stickyring, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tennis , love - Current Score: 81 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| I was flicking through the TV channels, when I came across Monkey Tennis on Sky Sports. "Brilliant!", I thought, "monkey tennis." Then I realised, it was just those Williams sisters again! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tennis , williams , sky sports , boogaloo - Current Score: 67 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| If tennis players get 'Tennis elbow' and squash players get 'Squash Knees', do gynecologists get 'Tunnel Vision?' | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged gynecologists , squash , tennis - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
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