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| I blew a tenner last night. He sings at our church. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged tenner , tenor , sing , church - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates, St Peter opens them and says, "Oh its you Luciano, come on in", Pavarotti says, "Here's an envelope for you from the pope" St Peter opens it and reads... "Here's that tenor I owe you" | |
Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , tenor , heaven - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If anyone is interested, I've got tickets for the opera this weekend. They're a tenor less than advertised! | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , opera , tenor - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| They are replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John. They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note. | |
Joke by sminkypinky, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , tenor , dead , fat - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Pavarotti's family have telephoned several funeral directors and asked if they can do a funeral for a tenor, they told them to fuck off and hung up! | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged fat bastard , tenor , dead - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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