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| Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it. |    |
Joke by hangman, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged uk , terror , attacks , bomb , liverpool , suspicious , tax , car - Current Score: 330 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast. | |
Joke by johanelmander, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , explosion , bar , terror - Current Score: 206 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| I say we should negotiate with terrorists- "What's Allah offering you lads, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags... or two girls from Dundee!" | |
Joke by rapist101, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged frankie boyle , terror , muslim , virgin , mock the week - Current Score: 59 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago
| A spokesman for the NHS has admitted today that they made a massive error in their campaign to recruit Asian doctors. The advertising slogan read "Become a doctor in the UK... make a bomb". | |
Joke by treefella22, in Jokes with no home > Uk Terror Attack - Tagged doctor , terror , asian - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between Catholics and Muslims? Catholics believe in immaculate conception, Muslims believe in spontaneous combustion. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged catholics , muslim , immaculate conception , spontaneous combustion , terror - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| The CIA say that Sarah Palin could be the target of a terror attack: The terrorists aim to strike fear into the hearts of women everywhere by forcing her to drive properly and explain the offside rule. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Sarah Palin - Tagged sarah palin , terror , terrorists , football , offside rule , women drivers - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| Typical fucking Yanks... all year its 9/11 this and 9/11 that.... now that 9/11 is finally here, not a word from any of the fuckers. Bet they are all too busy cooking KFC for the White House party. | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , terror , november , kfc , president nigger - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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