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I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist  - Current Score: 195 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago

As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day.

Four dead pakis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs  - Current Score: 155 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago

I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "
No, I said- I think he's an atheist.
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Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , muslims , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist  - Current Score: 147 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago

I don't know why everyone says George Bush is stupid.

His wars have killed more Americans than any terrorist could ever dream of.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , war , terrorist , terrorism , iraq  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago

Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport, they were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms  - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

The head of MI5 says that terrorism poses a threat to every single person in the UK.
That doesn't bother me - I got married last week.
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Joke by Nimrod, in Jokes with no home > Terror Alert - Tagged terrorism , married , viz  - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

Australians Called On To Fight Terror

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So, next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
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Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Australian - Tagged australia , pakis , terrorism  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago

What's difference between Smarties and Muslim extremists?

Smarties don't explode in the tube.
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Joke by Coast Of Yemen, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , smarties , terrorism , explode , blow up , tube , train , extremists  - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

It seems that today's double plane crash in Coventry was an attempted 9/11-style terrorist attack.

Hijackers seized control of both planes, but after flying around for a few hours looking for something in Coventry worth blowing up, they just got bored and crashed into each other instead.
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Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Coventry plane crash - Tagged terrorism , covebtry , muslim , plane , crash  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 weeks ago

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Muslim maternity ward? "Live ammunition."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , islam , terrorist , terrorism  - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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