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| Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane. |    |
Joke by slider1874, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged terrorist , airline , ed byrne , plane , 911 - Current Score: 895 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist - Current Score: 214 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the shitest terrorists in history. Even the fuckin' Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , fundamentalist , terrorist , bomb , irish - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| As we approach the third anniversary of the London Tube/Bus Bombings we need to look to the future, and see that in an odd way, something positive came out of that day. Four dead pakis. | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , terrorism , terrorist , muslim , london , tube bombings , 7-7 , 7th july , tube , wogs - Current Score: 165 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| NEWSFLASH! Emergency services have removed 32 dead Pakistanis from a house in Bradford. It is not believed that there are any links to terrorist groups. Early indications are that a bunk bed collapsed. | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , paki , death , accident , terrorist , terrorism - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason. The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? " No, I said- I think he's an atheist. | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , muslim , terrorist , terrorism , islam , dog , vet , staffordshire bull terrier , paki , pakis , pakistanis , brown , atheist - Current Score: 154 - Added: 5 months ago
| A Muslim in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death. We're having a collection for his family. So far, we've got 80 litres! | |
Joke by treefella22, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , racist , terrorist - Current Score: 151 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Apparantly Allah is having real problems at the moment. With so many suicide bombers, he is really struggling to find the 72 virgins that have been promised to each and every one of them. It's getting so bad, he might even have to consider female virgins as a substitue. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , terrorist , sickipedia , allah , virgins , virgin , sex , female , gay , gay muslim - Current Score: 136 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I don't know why everyone says George Bush is stupid. His wars have killed more Americans than any terrorist could ever dream of. | |
Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , war , terrorist , terrorism , iraq - Current Score: 128 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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