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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119  - Current Score: 1413 - Added: 2 months ago

End Political Correctness...

...Kill a Muslim!
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Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslims  - Current Score: 731 - Added: 6 months, 26 days ago

Be proud to be British.We know exactly where every untaxed car is located among the millions of car owners in the UK, but we haven't got a fucking clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe Gordon Brown should put the fucking DVLA in charge of immigration.
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged proud , dvla , british , untaxed , immigrants , terrorists , gordan brown , wanker , cunt , twat , bastard  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 9 months ago

You heard about that new talking Taliban action figure?
No one knows what it says 'cos they're too fucking scared to pull the toggle!
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Joke by mattypea, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged terrorists  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months ago

Why is being breast fed like the terorist attacks of 9/11?

Because at the time it was really enjoyable, although you would never admit it.
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Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9-11 , tits , terrorists , sick , incest , america  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

I wish this Government would make themselves clearer.

First they set up a terrorist hotline, and put posters everywhere advising us to call the free number and report anyone in our neighbourhoods behaving in a manner we wouldn't expect of them.

Yet when I call the hotline and report that the Paki next door has a regular job, bought his house, dresses sensibly, smells ok and doesn't have four wives and two dozen kids in the basement, they send someone round to issue me with a 'formal caution' for breaching the Race Relations Act.

I wish they'd make their fucking minds up.
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Joke by 8 ace, in Religion and racism > Pakis - Tagged pakis , terrorists , muslims , 8 ace , racist  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 month ago

Yes folks its true, not all muslims are terrorists.. most of them support and fund terrorism.. only the remaining are terrorists ;)I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , terrorists  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 8 months ago

What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?

Laugh and reload!
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Joke by Puman, in Religion and racism > Arabs - Tagged arabs , terrorists , muslims , islam  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Today being the Anniversary of the Glasgow Airport terror attack, you can ensure it's safe for you and your family to fly by following this simple advice:

Just as the plane's about to take off, stand up and sing the Afghanistan national anthem. If anyone joins in, GET OFF THE PLANE.
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Joke by eviltorry, in Religion and racism > Afghans - Tagged anniversary , terrorists , airport , planes  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago

NEWSFLASH!

Reports are coming in that the Irish branch of Al Qaeda have today hijacked the Goodyear Blimp.

According to eye witness accounts, the bastards have bounced off Canary Wharf three times in the last hour.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged blimp , goodyear , irish , terrorists  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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