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| Girls: If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text. |    |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick - Current Score: 414 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was standing in a queue at a supermarket checkout with my young son and in front of us is a huge fat woman. Suddenly she gets a text message and her mobile phone starts bleeping. "Look out," shouts my son, "she's reversing!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged reversing , mobile , text , supermarket , fat - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 month ago
| I went to see my psychiatrist. "It was terrible," I said. "I was away on business and sent my wife a text message to say I'd be home a day early. When I got home, I found her in bed with my best mate - how could she do this to me, how could she?" "Don't be too hard on her," he said, "perhaps she didn't have her mobile switched on." | |
Joke by munkybars, in Illness and mortality > Psychiatrist - Tagged text , best mate , early , bed , phone , switched - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I don't understand teens these days and their texting. I received one yesterday: "plz fnd hlp Im bn raped n he's goin 2 kil me,plz cll 999" I mean, what the hell is that supposed to mean? | |
| I subscribed to a phone sex line last week............ I just got a text saying it's not working out | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged text , phone , sex - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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