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| I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both. Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros. |    |
Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged australia , thailand - Current Score: 70 - Added: 8 months, 5 days ago
| I was walking through the streets of Thailand when a small girl asked if I wanted sex with her. "No, thank you," I said. "You're far too young." "How do you know my name?" she asked. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged thailand , sex , young , girl - Current Score: 65 - Added: 9 months, 6 days ago
| Flight BA 205 is approaching Bangkok airport. The pilot is giving some information about Thailand. "30% of the population have aids, 20% have other sexually transmitted diseases and 50% suffer from chronic bronchitis." One passenger wakes up half way through and says to the guy next to him, "what did he say?" He said, "if they cough, you can fuck 'em!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Sex Tourism - Tagged cough , diseases , thailand , bankok - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Last winter I went on holiday to Thailand. On the last evening, I took three hookers back to my room. At one point, I had one on my cock, one on my face and was ramming a vibrator up the other one's arse, while changing channels on TV with the other hand. So, all in all, I find it most offensive when my wife starts banging on about how men are no good at multi-tasking. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged thailand , prostitutes , orgy , multi-tasking - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| My mail order bride arrived from Thailand this morning. Imagine my disappointment when I found that the bubble wrap had suffocated her. | |
Joke by Dr. Evil, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged mail order bride , thailand - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Fairy Liquid have sent out a huge aid package of their product to the Tsunami struck area of Thailand, as they had heard about all the people washing up on the beach.. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Tsunami - Tagged tsunami , thailand - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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