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| Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Pregnancy and Abortion - Tagged thalidomide , arms , sweater , baby , babies , three , gynecologist , gynecologists , pill , pills , arm , jumper , knitting , knit , sleeve - Current Score: 405 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The EU has lifted a ban on misshapen vegetables. Thank fuck - I can finally let my mongoloid son out of the cellar. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged thalidomide , vegetable , downs syndrome , mong , cupboard , bbc news - Current Score: 246 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome. This must be God's way of providing me with more material. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , thalidomide , spastic , downs syndrome - Current Score: 238 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| So the British government has finally paid damages to the victims of the thalidomide drug. OK, the money is on the table...but they'll never get their hands on it. | |
Joke by zynaps, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged government , drug , thalidomide - Current Score: 85 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A vicar is on a train and this pregnant woman gets on and sits down opposite him. As they travel the vicar is reading his newspaper and the woman takes out her knitting. As she is knitting, about every 20 minutes she reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle of pills from which she takes one and swallows it. This goes on for about an hour when the vicar sees the label "Thalidomide" on the bottle. "Excuse me", says the vicar to the woman, "Do you know the effect that could have on your unborn child?" "Yes" says the woman "I never could knit sleeves." | |
Joke by pervertedtwat, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged knit , sleeves , thalidomide , vicar , train - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months, 18 days ago
| Did you hear about the thalidomide who died on bonfire night? He read the instructions on a firework which said hold at arms length and he blew his head off! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , bonfire night , firework - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the world's smallest pub? The Thalidomide Arms. | |
Joke by P45, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , pub - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Did you hear about the Thalidomide porn star? He had an arm like a baby's cock. | |
Joke by Havok Jez, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , porn , baby cock - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the best thing about having a thalidomide son? It's easy to keep things out of the reach of children. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Thalidomide - Tagged thalidomide , son , arms , child , disability , useless - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 days ago
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