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| The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope punched her. |    |
Joke by RossMcG, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged thatcher , pope , maggie thatcher , margaret thatcher - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 year ago
| Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral. It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin. This funeral is gonna cost 3 million? For 3 million you could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel. We'll dig a hole so deep they will be able to hand the bitch over to Satan in person. | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Jokes with no home > Mock The Week - Tagged thatcher , coffin , dara obriain , funeral , satan , scotland , frankie boyle - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| I saw in the Guardian that they're planning on giving Margaret Thatcher a state funeral when she dies. I thought, why wait till then? | |
Joke by cc1957, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged thatcher , funeral - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| It's been announced that Margaret Thatcher will have a state funeral. The former PM is to be buried at the bottom of a man made lake. Or at least she will be once we've finished pissing on her grave. | |
Joke by Stephers, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged carr , thatcher , grave , pissing , jimmy carr - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| It's good news and bad news about Maggie Thatcher... The good news is that Maggie is coming out of hospital. The bad news is that she's not in a box. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged thatcher - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| What is the difference between Maggie Thatcher and a walrus? ...One has saggy flaps and whiskers, and the other's a walrus. | |
Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts, in Celebrity and news events > Margaret Thatcher - Tagged maggie , thatcher , walrus - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
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