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| How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ? |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged add , the , word , to , make , your , joke , funny , quotfuckingquot - Current Score: 125 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Why do men prefer women with big tits and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small dicks. | |
Joke by P45, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged one , the , ladies - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do Kermit the frog and Henry the eighth have in common? They both have the same middle name. | |
Joke by mike22, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged the , names , henry the eighth , kermit - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| An undertaker comes home with a black eye. "What happened to you?"asks his wife. "I had a terrible day,"replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.When i got there,the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.Anyway,i find the room and,sure enough,there's this big,naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection.So i did what i always do;I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half." "I see,"says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?" The undertaker replies,"Wrong room." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged cooperman , adds , joke , the , book , he , s , reading - Current Score: 63 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's tight and loose at the same time? A Jewish rape victim | |
Joke by ForkHandles, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged rape , the , jews - Current Score: 32 - Added: 5 months ago
| When are a mother-in-law and a beer both at their best? When they're cold,on a table and opened up. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged colder , the , better - Current Score: 31 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| Why does Rupert The Bear wear tartan trousers? Because he's a cunt. | |
Joke by tgs, in Jokes with no home > Rupert The Bear - Tagged rupert , the , bear , tartan , trousers , cunt - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a nigger sat next to him at the bus stop. | |
Joke by severalgecko, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , chicken , road , the - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up Hollywood. | |
Joke by analcake, in Celebrity and news events > Johnny Depp - Tagged pirates , pirate , dvd , hollywood , of , the , carribean - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
| How does every Alzheimer's joke start? Doesn't really matter, we all know how they bloody end. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged memories , like , the , corners , of , my , mind - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 days ago
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