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| An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin. They had been queuing for three weeks to see Closed For The Winter. |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , theatre , dublin , ireland , stupid , dead - Current Score: 214 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A guy lies sprawled out over three seats in the second row of a busy theatre. As he lies there moaning and breathing heavily an usher approaches him and says, "That's very rude of you, taking up three seats, Sir. Don't you have any manners?" The guy grumbles but barely moves. "Where did you come from?" the usher asks. The guy looks up, groaning, and says, "The fucking balcony." | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Jokes with no home > Movies - Tagged theatre , sprawled , usher , rude , fell from balcony , manners - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 day ago
| So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything." | |
Joke by daveybabey, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged theatre , audition - Current Score: 7 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
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