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| My therapist says that I've got a preoccupation with vengeance; we'll see about that... |    |
Joke by offended?, in Illness and mortality > Therapist - Tagged vengeance , therapist , illness , stewart francis - Current Score: 199 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| Really angry just now. I just had 500 business cards printed out they read: John Brown, Therapist Stupid fuckers forgot to put a space in my profession. | |
Joke by teemscum, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged john , brown , therapist , rapist - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| Am I the only one to notice that Therapist is split into The rapist [SNL Celebrity Jeopardy] | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged therapist , spelling , weird - Current Score: 107 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
| This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , therapist , girlfriend - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend. That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!" With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said. But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor answered "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > therapy - Tagged sex , grapes , doughnuts , apples , cheerios , therapist , grocery - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I was reading in the newspaper earlier about a new film which is set to be released. The film is based on a man and a woman who hate each other but end up in bed at the end. It's called "The rapist". | |
Joke by essexboy, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , therapist - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
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