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| A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabbed her and nicked her purse. |    |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , thief , big cock , black , racist - Current Score: 1424 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the chav next door getting for Christmas? Your bike. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , bike , christmas , present , thief , neighbour - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| I was walking through a Saudi Arabian market and I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on. I said "Oh I see you won your appeal"!!!! | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Illness and mortality > THE LAW - Tagged arabia , thief , hand , appeal , knife , death - Current Score: 58 - Added: 8 months ago
| Police have cordoned off an area in Croxteth after sightings of an unidentified, never seen before, circular object. Turns out it's a tax disc. | |
Joke by trfccurt, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged tax fraud , chav , scouser , mersyside , liverpool , wayne rooney , thief - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months ago
| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you - your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant, "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves." | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > THE LAW - Tagged thief , prison , judge - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's a chav's favourite type of car? One without an alarm. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , car , thief , steal , alarm - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What do you call a chav that has a tasteful car? A thief. | |
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , thief , cars - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year ago
| A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven's gates together. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who says: "Sorry, it's crowded up here, you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in." He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replies, "the Titanic." So St. Peter lets her into Heaven. Next he turns to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asks. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and I think it was 1,500." St. Peter steps away and the thief walks into Heaven. Finally, St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says: "Name them." | |
Joke by #PrInCeSsShAz#, in Religion and racism > Heaven - Tagged teacher , thief - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months ago
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