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| Why does Rafa keep rotating his squad? To keep the robbers guessing who'll be at home on matchdays! |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged bush , jay japs , rafa benitez , liverpool , thieves , kishan m patel of stanmore , harikrishna v patel of wembley , tushar s shah of milton keynes , jay queen slag whore shreena patel of somewhere south of the river - Current Score: 97 - Added: 7 months ago
| Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. | |
Joke by SebChelsea, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged black , niggers , thieves , dicks , twat , coons - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| There are so many boarded-up houses in Liverpool, that the window cleaner goes round with a fucking sander. [by Mike Reid] | |
Joke by MANOFTRENT, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , thieves , scallys , dole scroungers , rock and roll city. our barry , our gary , our terry - Current Score: 35 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's the difference between my backed-up toilet and the Chancellor of the Exchequer? My backed-up toilet is only half-full of shit. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged budget , labour , twats , cunts , thieves , i'm going on a baccy run to calais - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months ago
| Freezing temperatures in Liverpool this morning. Reports say it was so cold, a scouser was seen with his hands in his own pockets! | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scouser , thieves - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months ago
| Paddy phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could get under way, the phone rang a second time. "Never mind," said Paddy, "I got in the backseat by mistake." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , irish , car , thieves - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month ago
| "New Labour"? How appropriate. I've certainly had to put in some extra hours at work to make ends meet since those cunts came into power... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged new labour , gordon brown , taxes , thieves , white niggers , 8 ace , tony blair was also a twat - Current Score: 10 - Added: 6 days ago
| There's a poster at our local station that says "Warning : Thieves operating in this area". Thanks for that, but what I want to know is who gave them their medical licences in the first fucking place. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , warning , thieves - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago
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