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I bumped into a Romanian magician in the street the other day.

The bastard made my wallet disappear.
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Joke by issachunt, in Religion and racism > Romanian - Tagged romanian , thieving , bastards  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago

A scouser was in church today when the priest started telling him how bad his Father was, and that he shouldn't follow in his footsteps.

He replied, pointing to the sky, "you shouldn't talk about my Father like that - he is up there now."

The priest replied, "I'm so sorry, my son, I hadn't realised he had passed away."

He said, "he hasn't passed away, he is on your church roof robbing your lead!"
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Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged priest , catholics , church , lead , thieving , father , scousers , liverpool  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

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