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| I got a new anorexic girlfriend. It's not going too well - these days, I'm seeing less and less of her. |    |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , thin - Current Score: 168 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out - but you can usually shut the bastard up with biscuits. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , thin , biscuits - Current Score: 135 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
| What has five million legs and weighs 30 pounds? The population of Somalia. | |
Joke by fv90, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somalia , population , thin - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 year ago
| Today I discovered why the rainforest is called the 'Brazilian' rainforest. Its because deforestation will soon leave it almost completely bare, with just a thin strip of trees running up the middle of it. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Environment - Tagged brazilian , rainforest , bare , thin , strip , middle - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| I'm too fat to skinny dip, so I chunky dunk. | |
Joke by randycandy, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged skinny dip , chunky dunk , fat , thin , nakedness - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between taking home a fat and a thin girl? About 10 pints. | |
Joke by R88, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged fat , thin , alcohol - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago
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