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| What's the worst thing about having a 12 inch dick? You're a black guy. |    |
Joke by marcusaurelius, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dick , worst , thing , worst thing - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| Tell ye what I'm getting good at this fucking sex thing.I've got it down to 30 seconds. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged sex , thing , seconds - Current Score: 60 - Added: 10 months, 14 days ago
| I don't believe in smacking my kids. I find that pointing a gun at them accomplishes the same thing. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged smacking , gun , accomplishes , thing - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| Everyone feel free to add on this, just click Edit on the right Worst thing to say in court: his ass was ripped before i raped him anyway ----------------------------------------------- I remember you from the last time I was here --------------------------------------------------------------- Jury:the jury finds the defendant not guilty of rape and murder You(defendant):objection! ---------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to take this trial seriously your honour, but your wig makes you look like a fag ----------------------=- You're wife said to say hi --------- I want a new judge. ------------------ In my defence your honour, She's my daughter and I'll do as I please ------------------- To be fair your honour, that kid is sexy. ------------------- How can I take this court into disrepute, it has no rep to start with! ------------------- Long story short, I thought the cop was a prostitute. ------------------- Surely its not rape if she couldnt shout no? ------------------- Allright your honour. Same time next week? --------------------- Name? Gary Glitter --------------------- If You Follow This Link I Think It Pretty Much Sums Up Everything You SHOULD NOT Say http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/michael-jackson-never-copped-a-feel.swf --------------------- | |
Joke by LittleLeeHere, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged worst , thing , to , say , in , court , peadophile , maddie , rape , kill , london , olympic , shannon matthews - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A man took his pet duck to the cinema. He was worried about it not being admitted if someone saw the duck, so he hid it inside his pants. He took his seat but after a couple of minutes the duck began to fidget so the man opened his zipper so the duck could stick its head out. There were 2 women sitting in the seat next to him in the theatre and one woman said to the other, "Murial, that mans got his 'thing' out" Murial said, "so what, you've seen one before" "yes" replied her friend "but this ones eating my popcorn!" | |
Joke by thekirk, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cinema , duck , thing - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
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