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| Women. They are confusing creatures, eh? My wife suggested "spicing up" our sex life. But when I suggested to have a threesome with the girl next door, she was disgusted and threw me out. Personally, I don't see the problem. She was the one who said the girl next door was "cute" whilst we were babysitting. |    |
Joke by S011, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged child abuse , paedophilia , threesome , wife , child , little girl , paedo - Current Score: 142 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My wife suggested that to spice up our sex life we have a threesome. She looked at me with a sly look in her eye and said if we wanted to, she could call her best friend, or alternatively, if we felt really kinky, we could call her step-sister. Well, lets just say that it was the best night of my life for many years! I called them both, left the three of them to get on with it, and fucked off down the pub to watch the football. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged threesome , incest , football , pub , sex , wife , sister , best friend , kinky sex - Current Score: 126 - Added: 2 months ago
| Met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo. I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?" | |
Joke by eviltorry, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged threesome , old bag , women , sex , drunk - Current Score: 97 - Added: 6 months ago
| My life ambition is to have a threesome. I haven't achieved it yet although I did have sex with a pregnant woman... ...does that count? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged pregnant , sex , threesome , albinobob - Current Score: 95 - Added: 2 months ago
| My girlfriend said that, because she's a woman, she's good at doing two things at the same time. I said, "well then, why is a threesome out of the question?" | |
Joke by maxmoore, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged 3-som , threesome , girlfriend , sex - Current Score: 95 - Added: 7 months ago
| Yesterday I had the best kind of threesome, a mother/daughter combo. I tell you what, my Mum is a right screamer and my little daughter knows a few dirty tricks too! | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged mother , daughter , threesome , incest - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month ago
| The closest to a threesome I ever got was when I fucked a schizophrenic. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged threesome , sex , schizo - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago
| If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely. | |
Joke by The Cunt, in Sex and shit > Divorce - Tagged threesome , foursome , divorcesome - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A guy is on a first date with a top notch model. He tries his best to impress at the restaurant and it goes so well they go to the co-op to get some condoms. On the way out the model says "Ahhh that poster of Madeleine Mccann makes me really sad, who would do that?" Then the man replied, "Oh i take it you ain't up for a threesome then?" | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged madeleine mccann , threesome , paedophilia - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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