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| Women. They are confusing creatures, eh? My wife suggested "spicing up" our sex life. But when I suggested to have a threesome with the girl next door, she was disgusted and threw me out. Personally, I don't see the problem. She was the one who said the girl next door was "cute" whilst we were babysitting. |    |
Joke by S011, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , wife , paedo , child , child abuse , little girls , threesome - Current Score: 200 - Added: 11 months ago
| You hear about the girl who had a threesome with two men and turned lesbian shortly afterwards? I was shocked. I was damn certain that two dongs don't make a dyke. | |
Joke by Banana Guns, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged lesbian , threesome , dyke , dongs - Current Score: 186 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Sometimes I like to fuck nine-months pregnant women.That way I can tell my friends I've had a threesome | |
Joke by Gelly_69, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged pregnant , threesome , 9 months - Current Score: 184 - Added: 3 days ago
| My wife suggested that to spice up our sex life we have a threesome. She looked at me with a sly look in her eye and said if we wanted to, she could call her best friend, or alternatively, if we felt really kinky, we could call her step-sister. Well, lets just say that it was the best night of my life for many years! I called them both, left the three of them to get on with it, and fucked off down the pub to watch the football. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged wife , sex , incest , sister , pub , football , threesome , best friend , kinky sex - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| As the threesome I'd finally succeeded in talking my girlfriend into entered its second hour of hot and heavy action, it dawned on me that I really should have specified that I wanted to be involved. | |
Joke by insanity, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged sex , girlfriend , threesome - Current Score: 161 - Added: 4 months ago
| Walked into my bedroom and caught my wife in there having her tits sucked by this young blonde chick. So I stripped and tried to join in! I'm single now,apparently breast-feeding our daughter isn't her idea of a lesbian act, and has no grounds for a threesome! | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged sex , incest , blonde , lesbian , tits , threesome , breast feeding , young girl - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo. I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?" | |
Joke by eviltorry, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged women , sex , drunk , threesome , old bag - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My girlfriend said that, because she's a woman, she's good at doing two things at the same time. I said, "well then, why is a threesome out of the question?" | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged sex , girlfriend , threesome , 3-som - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My life ambition is to have a threesome. I haven't achieved it yet although I did have sex with a pregnant woman... ...does that count? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged pregnant , sex , threesome - Current Score: 106 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I'd like to have a Pi-some; it's much like a threesome, but goes on forever. | |
Joke by swimfan, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged threesome , pi - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
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