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| A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Hells Angels - Tagged biker , sick , throw up , butt , ass , finger , fingers , throat - Current Score: 37 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| The history of human medicine: "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root." 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial - here, why don't you eat this root?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged medicine , antibiotic , root , throat , cures , years , time - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Have you seen the pictures of people with smoking related problems on cigarette packets? Lung cancer,throat cancer etc. Well get ready for the same thing with alcohol. Soon when you buy a can of lager there will be a picture of someone with a drink related problem. A photo of a drunk bloke fucking Dawn French.. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged pictures , people , cigarette , lung , throat , cancer , dawn french , drink , drunk , photo , bloke - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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