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| How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends how hard you throw them. |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged wall , paint , red , throw , dead , baby , dead baby - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| There's a man at a bus stop eating a massive hamburger. He's really enjoying it, but he can't stop noticing this really scruffy dog staring at him, and the burger. He shifts a bit to the side, but the dog follows him, and starts sniffing the burger. He takes another step to the side, and the dog starts to jump on him and bark. He is really annoyed by this point. He turns to the owner and askes- "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" She answers- "Not at all, I'm sure he'd love it." So the man grabs the dog and flungs him over his shoulder. | |
Joke by gangrath, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , throw - Current Score: 32 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
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