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| A Paki was flying home to see his family. He went to the ticket office but found out he was a pound short for his ticket, so he went up to a guy and said, "excuse me please, I need one pound so I may go home to Pakistan." The guy gives him ten quid and says, "here you go, take nine of your mates with you." |    |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , airport , home , ticket , mates - Current Score: 55 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone... | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged zone , 69 , ticket , policeman , copper , parked - Current Score: 51 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| Man City have sent out letters to all season ticket holders warning them that due to the takeover that at their next home game their might be someone sat next to them. | |
Joke by rochielee, in Celebrity and news events > Man City - Tagged man city , football , ticket - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was busy reading a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this!" she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a football season ticket!" "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Fuck no," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Why not?" "Season's more than half over!" | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , swap , football , ticket - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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