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| I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse’s arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets. |    |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged parking , tickets , injustice , anger , cars , store - Current Score: 294 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paddy and Murphy are at the airport, queuing at check-in at the beginning of their holiday. "I wish I had brought the TV with me" said Paddy "Why's that?" asks Murphy "Because the fucking tickets are on top of it" | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , murphy , irish , airport , tickets - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
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