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| A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 metres in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the tent and called out, "Water...". A bedouin appeared in the tent door and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear. "You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!" "Well, sir," replied the bedouin, "If you really need water, there is a tent about two miles south of here where you can get some." Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the tent and collapsed. Another bedouin, dressed in a costly tuxedo, appeared at the door and enquired, "May I help you sir?" "Water..." was the feeble reply. "Oh, sir," replied the bedouin, "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here without a tie!" |    |
Joke by Gobshite, in Jokes with no home > General - Tagged sahara , water , tent , tie - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A guy goes to his dentist's and asks him, "What's the best thing for yellow teeth?" "How about a brown tie?" he replies. | |
Joke by sophiaishere, in Jokes with no home > Dentist - Tagged dentist , yellow teeth , tie - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| I was in the staff room one morning, putting my tie on. There wasn't a mirror so I asked a colleague, "is my tie straight?" "To be honest, mate," he replied, "it looks fucking gay." | |
Joke by bizlop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged tie , straight , gay , work , word play , pun - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| My wife got me to tie her to the bed last night. When I did, she said that I could do anything I wanted. So I had a shave and fucked off down the pub. | |
Joke by ghost, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged pub , wife , shag , fuck , tie , bed , pint , lovely stuff - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
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