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| They say being a hostage is difficult... ...But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back. |    |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged hostage , hands , tied - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I tied a rocket to my neighbours cat today. Neighbours were upset, cat was over the moon. | |
Joke by S4M-3OUL3Y, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tied , rocket , cat , upset , over , neighbours , moon - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
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