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| What do Tiger Woods and Lewis Hamiliton have in common? They had the same nickname in school. Nigger! |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tiger , tiger woods , f1 , hamilton , lewis - Current Score: 207 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." | |
Joke by radiocaf, in Sex and shit > Golf - Tagged tiger , woods , par , golf - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year ago
| Tiger Woods has said sorry for his remark that, "He played like a spaz" in the US Open. A spokesman for the Spastics Society said, "We all make mistakes. Even I once walked out of Tesco's without paying for a newspaper that was in the bottom of the trolley and I said to Tiger, "I thought that I had behaved like a thieving black bastard." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Tiger Woods - Tagged black , bastard , tesco , tiger , golf , trolley , spastic - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled | |
Joke by karlgent, in Jokes with no home > What Do You Get.. - Tagged lion , tiger - Current Score: 54 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
| Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are. The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger." The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quick." The third is unimpressed and laughs, " Mine works for the council, so he's the fastest." "How?" the others ask. "He finishes work at 5.30 but he's home by 2. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged council , work , kids , fast , fastest , cheetah , tiger - Current Score: 49 - Added: 10 months, 12 days ago
| What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged animals , tiger , jungle - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I class myself as a sexual tiger....always on the prowl. My new girlfriend is a sexual camel....one hump and the bitch is good for months. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged camel , girlfriend , hump , prowl , tiger - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I shit myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'" | |
Joke by gonad, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged old , explorer , tiger , only fools and horses - Current Score: 19 - Added: 10 months, 9 days ago
| A Lion, a Tiger and a Chicken were sat around discussing who was the hardest. The Tiger says, "when I roar all the animals run and hide." The Lion says, "huh, when I roar all the animals quake with fear." The Chicken says, "that's nothing, when I sneeze the whole world shits itself." | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged lion , tiger , chicken , shit , bird flu - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I remember playing golf in Thailand a few years back.I was playing quite well and a crowd had gathered. As I holed another putt,the crowd started shouting "Tiger!Woods!Tiger!Woods!" I turned to acknowledge them but they'd gone,and that's when the fucking tiger came out of the woods. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged crowd , hole , tiger , woods - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
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