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| How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights? 10 Little piggies, 2 Calves, 1 Ass, 1 Pussy, 1 Beaver, An unknown number of hares, and one dead fish no one can find. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged animals , tights - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Frank turns to Mabel after shagging her and says:- "If I'd known you were a virgin Mabel I would have waited" and Mabel turns back to say:- "If I'd known you were going to do it, I'd have taken my tights off!!" | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tights , virgin - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How do you make a woman's toes curl? Fuck her with her tights on! | |
Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , tights , toes , curl , fuck - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What did Paul McCartney give his wife for christmas? A pair of tights... oh, and a pair of scissors. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Mills McCartney - Tagged tights , mccartney - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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