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| A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > suicide - Tagged library , fuck off , suicide , tim , vine , tim vine , fuck , man - Current Score: 3726 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you call Tim Westwood in a car? A Cunt. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Tim Westwood - Tagged tim , westwood , cunt , car - Current Score: 380 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife's pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I replied, "yes just once." The doctor asked, "what was it like?" I said, "it was dark, then suddenly very light." | |
Joke by redman, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged childbirth , tim , vine , tim vine - Current Score: 219 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between Nadia from Big Brother's genitals and Tim Westwood? Tim Westwood is a cunt. | |
Joke by wilko, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged tim , westwood , nadia , big brother , transexual - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| 3 Celtic fans walk into a bar. A priest, a poof and a paedophile..... And that was just the first one! | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged priest , poof , paedophile , tim , fenian , scum - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year ago
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