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| Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the pikeys to the tip. |    |
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , god , tip , seagull - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| This postman was delivering mail in Dublin when a woman appeared at the door in her nightdress. ' Come upstairs 'she said 'and make love to me. ' After he had obliged the woman said ' here's a can of Lager and two pound coins for you ' The postie took them and said ' what's all this for ?' The woman said " you can thank my husband for this , I suggested giving you 20 pounds for your Christmas tip but my husband said "fuck him , give him a can of beer and 2 quid !" | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged postman , dublin , lager , tip - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| NEWSFLASH The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Chief Inspector Jones from the West Mercia CID had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged duty , tomorrow , tip , slicer , nudist , the two ronnies - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| Top tip: add thousands to the value of your house by making wallpaper out of twenty quid notes. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged money , tip , house - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago
| TIP OF THE DAY!!! Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged tip , argument , schizophrenic , who , are , you - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. D Duckham, Didford. VIZ TOP TIP. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged viz , top , tip - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months ago
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