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| How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ? |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged add , the , word , to , make , your , joke , funny , quotfuckingquot - Current Score: 128 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool..... Turned out to be David Dickinson | |
Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| I was reading between the lines the other day when somebody shouted at me "you fuckin' lunatic, the trains coming - pick up your paper and get the fuck off the track!" | |
Joke by Wolfzfang, in Jokes with no home > Trains - Tagged it , was , as , if , he , was , trying , to , tell , me , somthing - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Everyone feel free to add on this, just click Edit on the right Worst thing to say in court: his ass was ripped before i raped him anyway ----------------------------------------------- I remember you from the last time I was here --------------------------------------------------------------- Jury:the jury finds the defendant not guilty of rape and murder You(defendant):objection! ---------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to take this trial seriously your honour, but your wig makes you look like a fag ----------------------=- You're wife said to say hi --------- I want a new judge. ------------------ In my defence your honour, She's my daughter and I'll do as I please ------------------- To be fair your honour, that kid is sexy. ------------------- How can I take this court into disrepute, it has no rep to start with! ------------------- Long story short, I thought the cop was a prostitute. ------------------- Surely its not rape if she couldnt shout no? ------------------- Allright your honour. Same time next week? --------------------- Name? Gary Glitter --------------------- If You Follow This Link I Think It Pretty Much Sums Up Everything You SHOULD NOT Say http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/michael-jackson-never-copped-a-feel.swf --------------------- | |
Joke by LittleLeeHere, in Jokes with no home > Court - Tagged worst , thing , to , say , in , court , peadophile , maddie , rape , kill , london , olympic , shannon matthews - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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