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| What's the difference between toast and a frenchman? You can make soldiers out of toast. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged toast , french , soldiers , frenchman - Current Score: 540 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Little Johnny is walking down the street with his dad when suddenly he sees a honey bee, which little Johnny swats dead with his hand. His dad responds to that that with, "you cruel little fucker, because you killed that bee you will have no honey on your toast for the rest of this week!" A bit further down the road, he sees a butterfly and little Johnny catches it and kills it by pulling its wings off, which his dad responds by saying, "you horrible little bastard, because you just killed a butterfly, you will have no butter on your bread for a week!" Later on, back at the house, the family have just finished dinner when suddenly a cockroach comes out from behind the cooker. The mum squashes it with her foot, and little Johnny looks at his dad and says, "are you gonna fucking tell her or shall I?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged little johnny , cockroach , butterfly , bumble bee , bread , toast - Current Score: 172 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| I was the DJ at a French wedding last week. For a laugh, during the speeches, I decided to toast the bride and groom... ...the guests didn't see the funny side.. nor did the fire brigade.. | |
Joke by pally76, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french wedding , toast , fire brigade - Current Score: 94 - Added: 3 months ago
| John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged toast , beer , sex , come , drinking - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year ago
| Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. "I'll have some fuckin' French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin' French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the fuckin' French toast." | |
Joke by NUFC, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged toast , swearing - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Toast: once you go black you won't go back. | |
Joke by sexy-fredd, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged toast , black - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
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