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| How do you make a woman's toes curl? Fuck her with her tights on! |    |
Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , tights , toes , curl , fuck - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says, "when I was young I contracted kneesles." She says, "you mean measles." He says, "no, I actually got kneesles." She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says, "shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio." She says, "you mean polio?" He says, "no, I got toelio." She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says, "don't tell me - smallcox?" | |
Joke by ant123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged penis , small , small penis , dick , nees , toes - Current Score: 4 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago
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