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| The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?" The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say." |    |
Joke by johnboy, in Jokes with no home > true - Tagged toilet , crap , phone , toilet humour , gags , cunt , jethro - Current Score: 1827 - Added: 8 months, 16 days ago
| Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged toilet , loo , disabled , binso - Current Score: 1649 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , mohammed , toilet , paper - Current Score: 265 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| I was in the pub last night and I took advantage of a young girl. When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged girl , advantage , nicked , toilet - Current Score: 255 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride. She keeps leaving the toilet seat up! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged thai , bride , toilet , ladyboys - Current Score: 242 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| An American and a Ukranian in front of the urinals. The American pulls out his huge cock and says proudly to the Ukranian: Buffalo Bill! The Ukranian pulls out three enormous cocks and says: Chernobyl! | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Ukraine - Tagged chernobyl , american , cock , ukranian , urinal , toilet - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| Isn't it weird that the majority of people taking a shit in a public toilet have a permanent marker on them? | |
Joke by wub, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged toilet - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| I saw a sign in a public toilet yesterday. It said "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in". So I left a porno mag and a line of coke. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged toilet , porn , bathroom , pornography , porno , magazine , cocaine , drugs - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| A recent survey suggests reading, chatting and texting are among the favourite activities of Britons on the toilet. The study suggests more than 14 million people in the UK read newspapers, books and magazines; 8m people talk - either on the phone or to family - and one in five send texts. Personally I prefer to have a shit. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged toilet - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 week ago
| Doc: "Mrs Jones, the results of your tests are back, I'm afraid you have Gonorrhea." Mrs Jones (very embarrassed): "Er, I think I caught it from a toilet seat" Doc: "Well you must have been chewing it then, it's in your gums" | |
Joke by william shatner, in Sex and shit > Gonorrheoa - Tagged gonorrhea , oral , gums , toilet - Current Score: 120 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
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