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| In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign, and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "Thoap!" |    |
Joke by IrishRussell, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged boss , toilets , sinks - Current Score: 209 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| I have just read that British prisons are so full that prisoners are having to sleep in the prison toilets! Why not, they should be allowed to have a night on the piss now and then like everyone else! | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Prison - Tagged toilets , prisons , piss - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
| Tips for blokes -- How to clean a toilet: 1. Barrow cat from neighbour. 2. Pour soap into toilet. 3. Add cat and close lid. 4. Sit on lid. 5. Allow cat time to act. 6. Flush several times to rinse. 7. Raise lid and admire shine. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Jokes with no home > Blokes - Tagged cats , neighbours , clean , toilets - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| Two pubes on a toilet seat. One says to the other, "How long you here for?" The other replies, "Until I get pissed off." | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged toilet hunour , toilets , pubic hair - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| Disabled toilets. Just about big enough to fit an American in! | |
Joke by NR, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged toilets , americans , fat bastards - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| This man is standing in front of the urinal at the local toilet. His shirt sleeves hang, loosely down the sides of his body. He's bursting for a piss. Another man walks in, sees this poor armless man standing there and says, "Can I help?" He answers, "You couldn't unzip me and get it out, could you? I'm bursting." So the man unzips this poor fellow and puts his hand in. As he get it out, it has a yellow-brown pus leaking out of huge green swellings all over. So he let's go in shock and the armless man has his pee. After he's peed, the other man says, "I suppose, you'd like me to put it back, would you?" "Oh, yes please," he replies. So he does. He then says to the armless man, "What the hell is wrong with your cock?" The armless men says (popping his hands out of the sleeves), "I don't know, but I ain't touching it." | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged sick , toilets , no arms , penis , freak , not touching it , disease - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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