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| What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged misogyny , domestic violence , women , domestic , violence , black , eyed , eye , eyes , black eye , black eyes , bitch , told , punched , hit , punch - Current Score: 114 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My mate in the pub had a DIY breathalyser: it was a bag that told him when he'd had too much to drink. I have no need for it though, I married one. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged married , breathalyser , bag , told - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
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