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| Why is Tom Cruise a Scientologist? Because he's a cunt. |    |
Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Cruise - Tagged tom , scientology - Current Score: 203 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuck, I smell awful!" So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!" "Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him, "and you feel good," she says giving him a little squeeze, then suddenly "Fuck Tom, you smell fucking awful! Get to the doctor!" So Tom goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong!" "Well, take a seat and I'll examine you," says the doctor. "Hmmm. Well, you look good Tom...... and you feel pretty good..... oh dear God you smell awful!" So the doctor goes over to his medical books to make a diagnosis. "Do you know what's wrong with me Doctor?" "Lets see Tom. So you look good, you feel good but you smell awful........ ah yes, here we are." "You're a cunt." | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Cruise - Tagged tom , cruise , cunt - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A broad Yorkshireman went into the vet's. "I've come about t'cat." The vet asks, "Is it a tom?" "Nay, ah brung it wimmee." | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > YORKIE - Tagged yorkshire , cat , tom - Current Score: 82 - Added: 7 months, 4 days ago
| I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home'." He replied "I think you might have Tom Jones Syndrome." I asked "Is it common?" He answered "It's not unusual." | |
Joke by nitrokausion, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Jones - Tagged tom , jones , syndrome - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| It's amazing how much power other people have over you if you think about it... Last week everyone knew me as James. I have a quick wank over my neighbour getting changed and suddenly I'm Tom? | |
Joke by wub, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged peeping , tom , pervert , suck me you dirty slag - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
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