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Life is like oral sex; one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by forest hump, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged oral sex , shit , tongue , sex  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago

What's the definition of a perfect lover?

A man with a 9-inch tongue, who can breath through his ears!
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Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tongue , 9 inches , lover  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?

The tongue's still in the envelope.
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Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Leprosy - Tagged leprosy , leper , valentine , tongue  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

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