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| My wife brought some ky jelly home and said, "This is going to make you happy tonight!" She was fucking right as well......I spread it all over the door knobs and she couldn't get back in! |    |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged sex , jelly , wife , tonight - Current Score: 108 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| I have just been reading an article on the dangers of heavy drinking, to be honest, its scared the shit out of me! So, that's it, I've decided, after tonight, no more reading. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged reading , scared , heavy , drinking , article , tonight - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months ago
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