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| Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the desert. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto how much he knows about the desert and the nature surrounding them. Tonto suddenly drops the floor and puts his ear to the desert floor. Tonto then shouts, "BUFFALO COME." The Lone Ranger is amazed. He says, "are you so knowledgeable in this world that you can hear the animals miles away and understand their acoustics via their vibrations through the ground?" Tonto looks up and says, "NO! EAR STUCK TO FLOOR!" |    |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Lone Ranger - Tagged lone ranger , tonto , spunk - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish." Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name! "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos. But my friends call me Paddy." | |
Joke by Token, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tonto , plane , heathrow , nymphomaniac , sex - Current Score: 28 - Added: 11 months ago
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