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| I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool..... Turned out to be David Dickinson |    |
Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| Whilst out with the wife last night having a meal at a local pub I decided to sneak into the kitchen to see how hygienic it was. To my shock, I saw a big black head-chef, and he had his false teeth out and was using them to put the edgings on the pastry for the pies. I said, "you dirty bastard, haven't you got a tool?" He said, "yeah, but I use that for putting the rings in the doughnuts." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pub , meal , black , chef , tool , pie , pastry , doughnut - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months ago
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