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| What's long, white, hard and forced into my daughters mouth every night? Her toothbrush. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged wordplay , toothbrush , daughter , penis - Current Score: 189 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| The toothbrush was invented in Skegness. We know this because anywhere else it would have been called a Teethbrush. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > skegness - Tagged toothbrush - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap, The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged army , dentist , toothbrush - Current Score: 42 - Added: 9 months, 26 days ago
| A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't be such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighbourhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, “Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough” So the next day he goes to a richer neighbourhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, “Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.” So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one. So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says “Free chips and dip” A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, “This tastes like shit.” And the salesman replied, “Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?” | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Jokes with no home > Sales - Tagged toothbrush , shit - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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