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| A woman whose daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that "God would make her better." Presumably, that's a different God from the one that almost killed her with a tornado. |    |
Joke by analcake, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged tornado , idiot , american , christians , god-botherers , viz - Current Score: 274 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived? The white family: they were all at work. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged tornado , mexican , black , apartment , work - Current Score: 231 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| Women are like tornadoes. When they come they're wet and wild. When they go, they take the house and belongings. | |
Joke by paksoldier, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged woman , women , stupid , weather , joke , jokes , tornado - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 days ago
| Marriages are a bit like tornadoes. They start with a bit of sucking and blowing, but by the end you've lost your house. | |
Joke by Partridge In A Pear Tree, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged blow job , marriage , tornado - Current Score: 4 - Added: 5 days ago
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