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| My next door neighbour's daughter said that, when she gets older, she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged daughter , touched , marry - Current Score: 188 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| What's the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs? Nothing, they both touched me when I was young. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , touched , paedo , difference , young , songs - Current Score: 126 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
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