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| I went through a bit of a tough period a while back in my life...well I say tough period, it might have been a miscarriage... |    |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged miscarriage , blhuud , period , life , tough - Current Score: 109 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| A trucker drives into San Antonio and pulls up in front of this whore house. He walks up to the counter and says to the man standing behind it, "I've been hearing on the CB that you have the toughest piece of pussy in San Antonio." "That's right, we do." replies the man. "Can I buy a beer here?" asks the trucker. "No, but you can get some at the convenience store across the street." After the trucker pays, the man says, "You go out the door and around to the right. Go up the stairs and you'll find her behind the door." The trucker goes across the street, buys a couple of 40's and heads up the stairs. He knocks on the door and from within he hears a raspy old voice. "GET THE FUCK IN HERE!" As the trucker steps into the room he sees a crusty old hooker laying naked on the bed. "Are you the toughest piece of pussy in San Antonio?", he asks her. Without saying a word, the hooker rolls over and spreads her ass cheeks exposing a nasty brown eye. "I said pussy", says the trucker, "I don't want your ass." "I heard you the first time shithead, I just thought you'd want to open them beers before we start." | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged old , hooker , sick , tough , pussy - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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