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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"

I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged disability , cunt , traffic , tourettes , warden , disabled , shouted , fuck , fuck off , parking , space  - Current Score: 1127 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

For years I thought my dad suffered from Tourettes.

Turns out he just thought I was a fucking cunt.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stu71, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged dad , cunt , swearing , years , tourettes  - Current Score: 234 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

I tried to join a support group for people with Tourette's Syndrome, but they told me to fuck off...I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes , fuck , swearing  - Current Score: 173 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago

I've got tourettes, I swear.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes , swearing  - Current Score: 135 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago

I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.

It only took a minute to be sworn in!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

I went to the doctor's today and I was diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.

I'm not too bothered about it - I think everyone's a cunt anyway.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes , cunt  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I got a Charity appeal letter from the Tourettes Society today.

Apparently for just two pounds a week I can sponsor a child to fuck off you stupid cunt pissflapping bastard..		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes , swearing , appeal  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago

Disability Cockney Rhyming Slang

1. Mutton Jeff deaf
2. Canary Wharf dwarf
3. Cardinal Wolsey cerebral palsy
4. Raspberry ripple cripple
5. Rubber and plastic spastic
6. Tulips and roses multiple sclerosis
7. Bacon rind blind
8. Diet Pepsi epilepsy
9. Benny and the Fucking Cuntunting Jets Tourette’s
10. Birds and bees amputees		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Cockney - Tagged cockney , rhyming , tourettes , disabled  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 days ago

You shouldn't trust people with Tourette's, they will swear on anything.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by max the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged tourettes  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago

My uncles got really bad financial problems.

He has both Tourettes and a swear box.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged uncle , tourettes , money  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago

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