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Recently I received a warning about the use of the term, "towel heads"
A politically incorrect term.
Please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as
"Little Sheet Heads."
Thank You for your support and compliance on this delicate matter. |  |
Dr. Who lands the TARDIS on planet Earth way back in the Dark Ages, in a faraway land we now call Bangladesh.
"Where the bleedin' hell are we?" asks his companion, Donna.
"Well," replies the Doctor, leaving the Tardis and walking around, "judging by that disgusting smell and the fact that we appear to be surrounded by towelheads (little sheet heads) with no significant intelligence living in caves and mud huts... this is Bradford 2008!" |  |
Me and Abu, my neighbour, were having a big row today. He reckons that even though our houses are identical, his is worth a lot more.
"How the fuck do you work that out, towelhead?" I enquired.
"Because," he retorted, "I don't have a Paki next door!"
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